does this fucker have cheese on his face?

does this fucker have cheese on his face?

(Source: lynnsey-hong)

ivegotplaces:

 
hey you guys, something kind of intense.  my friend marizela is missing. 
Date Missing: March 5, 2011, 12:00-12:30 P.M.
Last Seen: Rainier Beach area, heading to UW Seattle campus to meet friends for lunch or study in the UW libraries
Possible Routes: Sound Link Light Rail stations, downtown/Chinatown areas, UW Seattle campus, U-district
Description – Asian female, 5’5” tall, 110 lbs, skinny build, asymmetrical bob with short bangs and brown/red highlights hairstyle, tattoo on left inner arm with the words ‘lahat ay magiging maayos’, last seen wearing denim jeans, light brown suede laced boots, possibly wearing green eye contacts, possibly carrying a plaid backpack with a Macbook Pro laptop, taking medication for depression
Please contact if you have any information regarding this person:
Edgar Perez (father): 609 – 646 – 0905
Jasmin Perez (mother): 609 – 742 – 2360
Melinda Mendoza (aunt/guardian): 206 – 760 – 1822
Joy Mendoza (cousin): 609 – 742 – 2336
if you could, please just reblog this to get the message out.  we all want her to be safe.  thanks guys.

ivegotplaces:

hey you guys, something kind of intense.  my friend marizela is missing. 

Date Missing: March 5, 2011, 12:00-12:30 P.M.

Last Seen: Rainier Beach area, heading to UW Seattle campus to meet friends for lunch or study in the UW libraries

Possible Routes: Sound Link Light Rail stations, downtown/Chinatown areas, UW Seattle campus, U-district

Description – Asian female, 5’5” tall, 110 lbs, skinny build, asymmetrical bob with short bangs and brown/red highlights hairstyle, tattoo on left inner arm with the words ‘lahat ay magiging maayos’, last seen wearing denim jeans, light brown suede laced boots, possibly wearing green eye contacts, possibly carrying a plaid backpack with a Macbook Pro laptop, taking medication for depression

Please contact if you have any information regarding this person:

Edgar Perez (father): 609 – 646 – 0905

Jasmin Perez (mother): 609 – 742 – 2360

Melinda Mendoza (aunt/guardian): 206 – 760 – 1822

Joy Mendoza (cousin): 609 – 742 – 2336

if you could, please just reblog this to get the message out.  we all want her to be safe.  thanks guys.

adesperateslut:

br0geta:

tumblingwithstyle:

Scaly as a mother fuck

i am crying

ITS CALLED A TIC TAC DICKFUCK

adesperateslut:

br0geta:

tumblingwithstyle:

Scaly as a mother fuck

i am crying

ITS CALLED A TIC TAC DICKFUCK

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this shoe terrifies me

this shoe terrifies me

Apr 19. 0 Notes.

Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas

oncealways:

  1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
  2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
  3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka  wocka wocka.”
  4. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen
  5. Dress up as superherous and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering….”
  6. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes.
  7. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.
  8. Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere when you show up, and stay there for a weekend.
  9. Write a piece of fiction together. Outside at a cafe. Ask strangers when you get stuck.
  10. Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership.
  11. Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time!
  12. In the middle of the night, drive to the beach, so you arrive just as the sun is rising. Have a breakfast picnic, then fall asleep together. Bring a sun umbrella.
  13. Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names.
  14. Go to a minor league baseball game under the stars. Tell each other stories about how bad you are at athletics. Randomly cheer for both teams. Eat lots of Cracker Jacks.
  15. Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things
  16. Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras
  17. With camera and pair of boots, make photolog of a day in the life of the invisible man.
  18. Walk around the city all night and find a place to eat breakfast at dawn
  19. Go to a restraunt and convince the cook to create something completely new for you.
  20. Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set on mute and improvise dialogue.
Apr 17. 0 Notes.
this made me cry lol
Apr 17. 0 Notes.
i won!
Apr 15. 0 Notes.

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:


  1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

  2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

  3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

  4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

  5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

  6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

  7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

  8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

  9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

  10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

  11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

  12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

  13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

  14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

  15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

i found this online using the stumbleupon button…it made me laugh

Apr 15. 0 Notes.
haha

haha

Apr 15. 0 Notes.
clandestineindustries:

Worth a serious reblog.
ihavegoodtaste:

//via alaskamiller:scandalous
Amazing.

clandestineindustries:

Worth a serious reblog.

ihavegoodtaste:

//via alaskamiller:scandalous

Amazing.

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